Bits n Pieces

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could their parents. So the parents said, "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married."

So they got married and all three daughters then said, "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it." The parents couldn't afford it either so they decided they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.

So on their honeymoon night, their mother woke up and decided to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down, she heard the first daughter screaming but she just ignored it. When she reached the second daughters bedroom, she could hear laughing and just ignored it. When she reached the third daughters room, she could hear nothing and decided to ignore it.

The next morning at the breakfast table, she asked the first daughter, "Why were you screaming?" And the daughter replied, "Well, mother, you told me to scream when something hurt."

Then the mother asked the second daughter, "Why were you laughing last night?" And the daughter replied, "Mother, you told me to laugh when something tickled."

Then the mother asked the last daughter, "Why didn't I hear anything coming from your room last night?" And the daughter replied, "Well, mother, you told me never to talk with my mouth is full."