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Sardar Jokes

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India...
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.


Sardar joined new job. First day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked: what you did till evening...
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


Sardar: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio'!


In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

1 comments:

  1. Jaya said...
     

    Joke:
    What is the first question that Santa Singh will ask when he is inaugarating a petrol pump?

    Aap ko kaise pata petrol Zammen mein yehi pe hai karke

    I found this joke in Bathcmates. Check out & enjoy their wide collection of sardar jokes.

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